xp_bruiser: (Disappointed)
2024-01-12 09:12 pm

Nooo

Food is hard to eat with one arm. This is dumb.
xp_bruiser: (Oh Crap 2)
2022-10-09 02:39 pm

🤮

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.


xp_bruiser: (Surprised 3)
2022-05-02 08:49 pm

Tremors

So those were some big worms, you guys.
xp_bruiser: (Drink 2)
2021-10-31 09:10 pm

SPOILER ALERT

Halloween was NOT the best.

(Sorry for killing you, Nica. And for Arthur getting eaten by zombies. And Meggan getting bitten by a zombie.)

Boo.
xp_bruiser: (Squee)
2021-10-31 05:49 pm

Halloween!

It's the most spooktastic time of the year! Everybody got their costumes ready? This is going to be the BEST.
xp_bruiser: (Default)
2021-05-18 10:02 pm

Resident Evil

I'm playing all the Resident Evil games after I finished the new one (Resident Evil Village)!

Very tall, tall lady. Not a lot of zombies, though. Mostly vampires and werewolves. And fish.

What's your favorite zombie movie/TV show/game?
xp_bruiser: (Annoyed)
2021-04-08 09:16 pm

Say No to Evil Nanites

Evil microscopic robots: the sequel are not my favorite thing ever. Of course they fried my phone. :(

Don't worry, Mr. K I erased all the naked footage. I hope.
xp_bruiser: (Default)
2021-03-14 04:11 pm

Happy Pi Day!

I bought a bunch of pies to celebrate Pi Day! They're all in the kitchen. Enjoy!
xp_bruiser: (Smile)
2020-08-08 08:09 pm

News

Guess what? I got a job! It's just for the summer.

It's at a place called Koala Tea Shop. I started in July. So if anyone wants boba tea, I'm your girl. Well, you gotta pay for yourself but...I can make it for you.
xp_bruiser: (Oops)
2020-07-24 10:04 pm

And I Oop.

Oh no. I forgot my own birthday?! How does that happen?



xp_bruiser: (Default)
2020-05-30 05:10 pm

Bonfire of the Awesomities

We had some leftover wood from clearing out the brush from the forest. Do you guys wanna have a bonfire? We can do s'mores and a weenie roast and tell stories and dance and grill and stuff. 
xp_bruiser: (Come On)
2020-01-30 09:22 pm

Ow?

I just bit my tongue. How? I'm invulnerable. Okay, the inside of my mouth is not (I learned that the hard way from TINY EVIL ROBOTS). But still. Not cool.

Hmmm. If I punched myself in the face would I bleed?
xp_bruiser: (Happy)
2019-06-10 09:32 pm

New Hair, Who Dis?

I've decided to dye my hair dark brown. Tada! Think I'll stick with this for awhile. It's mysterious.
xp_bruiser: (Adulting)
2019-01-13 12:30 pm

1st Annual Video Game Tournament

Everyone is invited to the 1st Annual Xavier Games: March Madness starting March 1. Competitors will sign up for a chance to play against each other on a bunch of video games every Saturday in March.

Losers will get eliminated. The winner will be crowned the Xavier Gamemaster and will get a crown and a trophy that they can keep until next year.

Why are we saying it so early? Cause everyone is super busy with saving the world. We gotta make plans.

Who's in?
xp_bruiser: (Gulp)
2018-01-03 04:26 pm

Slenderman: The Movie

They're making a Slenderman movie. :(
xp_bruiser: (Hat)
2017-12-12 08:31 pm

Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

I found this article today where someone used predictive text to do a chapter out of Harry Potter. It's pretty awesome.

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

(The password is BEEF WOMEN.)
xp_bruiser: (Grin)
2017-07-11 10:13 pm

Haiiii

You guys ar the best. My birtday was great! I had so many beer! All the beer. Allll the beer.

Now I'm gonna go fight a boar!

(Is the Asgardian way.)